Just went to get my photos and it turns out none have come out at all, so it looks like my classy camera is completely fucked. Damn.
Still, I will be putting Bea’s gallery up here soon, to replace.

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SO, two weeks in the new house and most of my time seems to be currently spent walking around the Czech countryside with mes housemates, Lucie, her dog, her friends, their dogs, etc. Evenings are mainly (always) in the Blind Eye drinking Dark Krusovice and playing table football. Sweet.
We are going to have a party every other week now so if anyone (I know) wants to come over there is room for you to stay and plenty of fun shit going on.
Aside from that there is a festival here on the 20th/21st of June, only 13 quid or so and you get to see Marylin Manson, Morcheeba, Asian Dub Foundation, Dave Clarke, Moloko, Justin Robertson…. go to http://www.goplanetroxy.cz/ and click where it says ‘en’ for the English language version. Ta ta.


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Seems like weeks since I’ve updated but its less than one… Ah well.
Saturday was the housewarming party, a success by all standards in that all had fun, nothing got broken and no major personality clashes marred the night. There was a little trouble for me personally, though I’m not sure I can talk about it except in metaphorical terms. So, ok…. You know when you’ve been eating baked beans on toast for a week and you start lusting after prime steaks with roasted vegetables, cream sauce, etc? And especially since the baked beans really belong to somebody else anyway and you’re just looking after them for a while when it comes down to it? And the baked beans have nothing whatsoever in common with you and nothing to talk about? And there’s lots of juicy prime steaks everywhere and its the beginning of the summer in Prague and you want to try lots of different meals at international restaurants, etc. Well….
So anyway, Sunday we went to Karlsteyn castle and walked around quarries all day with Lucie, her friend Jan (everyone is called Jan) and her dog Síkí, in the baking sun. It was very beautiful and very nice to get out of Prague for a day and enjoy ourselves in the countryside. There’s a whole 5 months left for us to lounge around in the sun, drink beer and smoke tabs now. Which is what comprises most days at the moment.
That’s about it really, there has been a little trouble in the apartment with Jacques having slightly different ideas about the way a house should be kept in order, but hopefully all will pass. My plan for tonight is to lie in bed, read Ham On Rye by Bukowski and generally not go out to the Blind Eye and stay out drinking dark Krusovice until 4, like every other night for a few weeks.
Anyhow. Night night.

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I am really monumentally fucked off with livejournal right now, due to the fact that the not-working clock on this computer means that all entries are refused and when I press the ‘back’ button I cannot retrieve them. So, I just wrote a very long piece that I was quite pleased about and am now having to restrain myself from smashing the keyboard into the monitor in an incredible hulk-esque manner. But, I digress. I will now have to type out everything I just wrote, again. GAH!
So….. I now have a new house (I was in a good mood when I wrote this all before and am now furious so instead of being optimistic this is feeling more like withering sarcasm) anyway, I now have, on this, the last day of April, managed to get to my name a luxury loft apartment (sweet), access to all manner of film-making equipment (sweeter), a well paid, cushy job (sweetest) and a girlfriend of sorts (pretty mediocre really to tell the truth, but she’ll never read this). All is therefore (nearly) sorted and the housewarming is Saturday, with all invited.
Meanwhile, back at the proverbial, I have today been exploring the following interesting things:
1. Gwen has told me about a local wierdo woman in Southampton who a friend of hers went out with, then dumped. She made the mistake of leaving scary messages on his answering machine and his brother (or something) turned them into a song, i.e Psychobabble which is pretty cool.
2. ‘The best new writing I have seen in a while’ is how I just described Michael Kelly, no relation to Matthew I hope but very very funny indeed.
3. And finally…. Chris Morris has done a cut-up thing of George Dubya Bush’s state of the nation address, called Bushwacked, though it takes about a month to download it is tres.
OK, I am now going to press ‘Update’ and hope for the best.

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This weekend I have mainly been in a hotel in Zlicin (North Bohemia) teaching ‘conversational English’ drinking local beer, eating in a canteen, trying unusual meat products and generally wishing I had brought more than one CD and maybe even a book or magazine.
On returning to Prague today I found to my surprise that I had (been) moved house (for) while I had been away. I haven’t been to the house yet and had to phone Hamish to find out where the hell I live. Unfortunately I had no phone battery and this coupled with a couple of misunderstandings has led to me leading an afternoon of trying to find Hamish / Bea / Bob and standing at a tram stop in Florenc comedy style hilarity.
Fortunately now all is fine and I have a double master bedroom pimp-pad to go back to.
Chao Chao.

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So…. we lost the flat. Straight after I left that last message. The good news is that we have another flat lined up for less money, and still with Jacques, which is sweet as.
We have been thoroughly fucked off by Happy House Rentals, who still have 10,000 crowns of ours and had better give it back this afternoon. It’s funny that they are called Happy House Rentals because when stepping into the room you immediately pick up on a pervasive atmosphere of fury as the three employees bitch and snipe at each-other in the most miserable office environment I have ever seen.
Miserable House Rentals. Honesty pays, guys.

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I have been teaching from 8am this morning at a famous French car company. I also maybe have a French guy as a new flatmate, but we will see. Very Francophilic is today. Also I have discovered the best record shop in Praha and it’s just around the corner.
Oh, that’s it really. I recommend 25th hour, the new Spike Lee film, which we went to see the other day. Unbelievably good, utterly brilliant writing. Wish I could do, etcetera. And so on.

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Ok, so we’ve got the flat, though finding the final flatmate is proving to be beyond a chore. There are lots of interested people so we will see.
Meanwhile yesterday was Easter Monday and therefore a bank holiday, though none of us had any work anyway. The Czech custom is to go around to women’s houses and whip them on the arse with a birch cane. Then the women have to give you chocolate or alcohol. No shit. We didn’t do this, instead we lay around in the park drinking beer and playing frisbee and then went to see Blaq Mummy, the worlds only monstercore band, who gave us a serious dirty-electro-garage-punk-with-trumpets good time.
This is a very evil game –
http://louhi.kempele.fi/~skyostil/archive/dump/flash/exp04.swf – but good.

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I have spent the entire day looking for flats with Hamish and Bea in vain. They are all too big and expensive. Where are all the scummy czech flats?
But is sunny and I’m happy and I don’t care as much as I did yesterday. We will find something, between the 6 of us. The Prague spring has arrived and all is sweet. I also seem to finally be picking up some Czech.
Today in the pl@neta internet cafe I’ve been mainly looking at The Delays new website. Good to see Rowly doing well for himself. What a legend. Also this weblog is now embedded on my main site, in case you are interested.

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Thankfully I am feeling a little less stir crazy today, even though my new boss has a rat living on her neck with gigantic testicles. Jesus, I wish I was making this stuff up.
The house hunt has stepped up another level. We are all working and not appreciating living in a dorm right now, especially Bob, who has to get up and teach 3-year-old kids English in his clown costume.
I will also appreciate not living in the same building as a German prick called (sl)Easy who has some kind of personal vendetta against me. Only this week he has told Hamish that I am ‘a snake’ and told a girl I was with that I was not to be trusted. This from somebody who doesn’t even know me, the fucking prick. Do prdele!
Yeah, so TOEFL class to be taught today, maybe even a house to look at. And I’ve made a new journal for Linn though its not finis yeat.
Night night chowheads.

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