very hot day, like every other damn day.
I have a mild headache and there are no chemists in the Czech Republic that open at the weekend except one in Jungmanova, which is too far away to bother for such a mild headache.
The reason for feeling delicate is that this weekend has been one long going away party for Bob. On Friday everyone turned up at the Blind Eye, got unbelievably drunk and before anyone knew it there was much mayhem, nakedness and sex on the pinball table etc. I, meanwhile spent about half an hour being told off by some guy for supporting Liverpool, while he spluttered spittle in my general direction.
I would have lamped him one if I wasn’t such a coward.
Oh, I just discovered that you can download every episode of the Blue Jam radio show at http://cabinessence.cream.org/ so one day I will have a pile of minidiscs or something maybe.

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Met the feared stalker today, he’s alright. Damn we’re stupid sometimes.

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Everybody seems to be leaving Prague… Marcus & Vicky are gone already, soon to be followed by Bod, both Hannas, Atot, maybe even Hamish & Bea… I’m not altogether over the moon about all this but I’m going to the Go! Planet Roxy festival today so all is still good.
I did another stupid test but I don’t think anyone reads this any more so I don’t care.

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Magic Number 15
Job Sporting Great
Personality Multiple
Temperament Cool And Calm
Sexual Whatever, Whenever, Whoever
Likely To Win Nothing
Me – In A Word Chinny
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There’s some slightly unusual stuff going on in Prague.
Thursday morning I got up at 6.45 am to go teach at the Peugeot headquarters in Pankrac. I had had 3 hours sleep and 3 cups of coffee. As I left the house I bumped into some of my friends just coming back from the pub. Bleh. The lesson went well, I bought some strawberries and yoghurt and returned to the house where I found Russ and Chelsea in my bed so I returned downstairs to make my strawberry thing in the blender. It was about this time that the buzzer for the front door downstairs went. I answered it and got a torrent of language in what I thought at the time was Czech. I told him (in Czech of course) that I spoke very little Czech and could he speak English if possible but he just kept on talking. Eventually I gave up and hung up without buzzing him in.
20 minutes later Hamish woke up and was going to the toilet when we both heard a light tapping on the door. Hamish looked through the spyhole and saw a wizened man with long blonde hair. We didn’t answer the door but he just kept tapping, for 20 minutes or so. Then he went downstairs again and started pushing on the buzzer. I gave in, picked up and said hello. There was no answer. When I put the intercom down it just kept buzzing. I had to leave it off the hook.
When Bob came down he decided to go and check what was going on. There was a matchstick stuck in our doorbell. Bob took it out and came back up but it started ringing again soon after. And again there was no answer at the other end. Eventually though, it went quiet again. And then the phone started ringing. Every time it went somebody would pick it up, say hello and the line would go dead. Or else they would hear a torrent of gibberish (not Czech) and then he would hang up. He called 8 or 9 times at least throughout the day before I just left the phone off the hook.
It was a bit of a strange thing, put me in an odd mood all day. Bea was terrified, probably a reasonable reaction but I quite enjoyed looking over my shoulder all the rest of the day.

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Of late I have been teaching, a fair amount.
Tomorrow I have to teach at seven thirtz am.
Zou maz have noticed that I§m using the Cyech lazout kezboard todaz.
I wondered what it would look like, and it doesn§t look great.
Hum de ho.

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Ok, I’ve been doing stupid quizzes again.

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Ok so time for an update people.
This weekend I and my associate Bob went to see Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry with The Mad Professor at the Roxy. Good god he’s fucking crazy, but he sure does know how to lay down some reggae beats and also wears an inordinate amount of silvery reflective things. I got down to it on the dance floor as he sang Happy Birthday to all of us. And told us all about how the CIA were after him. And laid down some funky reggae beats. What a star. There was even a girl dressed in a towel.
After that Lucie dragged us to some godawful pool club in Devicka and we had to get a 40 min tram ride home and nearly get chucked off for smoking.
Meanwhile the weather has been as crazy as ever. Today was so baking hot that all I could do was sit in the shade in the beer garden drinking beer. Two days ago there was a gigantic lightning storm at 2pm followed by the a 20 min downpour from the skies. The thunder was so loud it made my ears ring. I was in a good position to experience this because the design of my house makes it possible for me to lie on the balcony and read while it pours down. Pretty sweet.
Oh and I left some really important stuff in the supermarket and am in trouble probably but don’t really care any more.

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I don’t have to start full-time teaching for a week later than I thought, which is all good.
On the other hand I don’t have an incredible amount of mon left, which is bad.
This is a link to something vaguely amusing going on at one of my old schools, this is my credit card details animated to the tune of Magnum PI and this is Myra Hindley in space. Cao cao.

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Last night I stayed up until 5.30 playing pinball in a bar.
Today I plan to buy food and exchange books.
Meanwhile my housemate is being a pain again, mainly by writing instructions on his whiteboard telling us all to buy cleaning products even though is us that bought them all last time, and him who didn’t put so much as a heller towards them. I am sorry to report that we have responded in a very childish way.

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I am hungry and so this will be quick…
All is good.
Somebody left a very amusing hoax wierdo thing on the Prague expats website and I think you should all take a look. Especially funny is how nobody gets the joke. — http://www.expats.cz/cgi-bin/noncgi/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=000010

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