I grew up 5500 miles away from my wife.
For her birthday, in a Stalinesque re-writing of history I’ve been editing myself into her childhood photos.
No laughing at my poor photoshop skills, please.
Here we are at two years old. I wanted to match the colours but V prefers it this way.
Here we are at three. This one’s a little small as I scanned it in an era when lower resolution pictures were expected.
Aged ten. This one took the longest by far.
Aged 15. Quite pleased with this one.
Aged 21. Yeah, this is a bit silly. Also, no foot.
…and aged 21 too. This one’s better, my picture is captured from a video.