The last night in Prague was better than any. After the fascinating activity of sitting in a tattoo & piercing shop waiting for Miriam, Amanda & Heidi to have holes put through their bodies and extravagant dye put in their (well, Amanda’s) hair we, um, went to the Blind Eye again. And Akropolis. The same old places again, yes. But it was a nostalgia holiday. I have a yearning to go back, though the choice between broke and an alcoholic vs bored but relatively sober and not destitute does point to me remaining in this self-conscious county until I’ve saved up a bit.
Journeying back to England, I still felt sad to be leaving. I can’t communicate anything of it to anyone in England, it’s just a clean slate over here. Which does make me a little sad, yes.
Back in Brighton we’ve been showing people around the house in an attempt to rent out the spare room. One Czech girl seems interested and we’d be fine with that, if she is. One guy came round, said ‘There’s no carpet in the room’ and left. He was speaking to Ramon, though, so it may have been an excuse.

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Sunday wasn’t too shabby. Ate some food with friends and then went off to visit my most recent ex. We took ten minutes or so trying to find somewhere to get a drink. Don’t think it could have gone better really. Genuinely no hard feelings and glad we’re still in touch. She’s staying here for another three years now, which is more staying power than I had.
The rest of the time I’ve been hanging out with Miriam. On Sunday we went up to Akropolis with Jan, Lara & Chris and generally discussed life at 3am, then went to play multiball foozball for a while. I didn’t get very much sleep due to the large dog mysteriously in the flat that morning.
Yesterday we went clothes shopping. I got a hat, she got what has to be the coolest dress in the world from an obscure little retro clothing shop we found down an alley. The music in there was the funniest – Opera & oom-pah band versions of ‘Oops I did it again’, ‘We will rock you’ and others carried out so proficiently that the 15 people in there were only pretending to look at clothes.
Later we went to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which was really very very good. It did leave me in a bit of a funny mood, though. Went to bed early at 3, no dog pawing me so slept well.
Today is my last day here, so will probably wander around with Norwegians again.

In other news, this year I will be leading a campaign to have the word ‘overrated’ erased from the English language.

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Feeling pretty good now. Didn’t overdo it at all last night – only had two beers and went to bed at 1.30. I’m almost a monk. I’d even have my voice back if I hadn’t spent about an hour doing Rod Stewart impressions. So all is well, and I may be able to make a night of it tonight.
I did get my first ever nosebleed on the tram back to Hamish’s place, though, and in the middle of a conversation with someone I haven’t seen for a while. A lot of people were staring. Bet I looked rock.

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Still medicated up to the gills in ’05 and now able to speak, though still in a Barry White tone.

Stastny Novy Rok, all, by the way.

Staying with Hamish and Wendy in Dejvice at the moment, trying to recover from the old flu in the daytime and hanging around smoky bars in the night-time to make it worse.
New years wasn’t too bad. I usually have a very disappointing one, but I didn’t build up any expectations this time, so all was good. It started off at Amanda’s place where she was hosting a dinner party of sorts. The food was pretty good which, considering that it was Amanda cooking, rates as amazing, especially as she could only use one hotpoint or else the power kept going off.
About 80% of everyone was at the Blind Eye, including 2 exes and many vague acquaintances. But not Bob, Russ, Hanna, Lori, etc, etc. I tried to chat to as many as possible, until my voice started to give way. The place seems to have changed quite a bit in these last few months – five public rooms now, and all with proper decoration and seating. Serious snazz.
Noah announced new year. It is his bar, I suppose. 2005 began, and still not a flying car in sight. Matthew said he’d been saying that for five years, so a point to him and a pat on the back, or something.
I held out until two thirty, when the smoke levels began to choke me though I was doing the ten mins inside, ten outside thing the whole night. I got an unbelievably expensive taxi back and lost my voice entirely as I was saying goodbye to the driver. It’s a very strange feeling. My vocal cords failed to move at any frequency.
This morning I listened to 50s hits on the radio and ate some cookies that Jess gave me last night. Feel a little better now and will go to U Houdku for some soup when other people wake up.

The spazzy writing above indicates to me that my brain is still not working at full capacity. Soup will fix things.

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Just so you know, I’m typing on a metal keyboard (finger numbing good) on a glorified phonebox at Stansted Airport. And paying a quid for 15 mins too, but some loser left some money in it so I don’t mind.
I’m dosed up to my eyeballs on flu remedies and high dose vitamins, and have that strange taste you have in your mouth when you’ve been jogging for half an hour. Not too pleasant. I’ve also been lugging Hamish’s possessions a bit. His uncle passed them to me in a wood paneled white suitcase at Liverpool Street. I can’t open it, so had to lie to the check in staff. Just have to trust that he isn’t a terrorist I suppose.
So, Prague here I come. Don’t even know where I’m staying, but I have a little English currency this time, so shouldn’t have any problems really.

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A day before going off to freezing cold Prague I’ve somehow caught the flu. I’ve bought lots of English medication to take with me, and am lying in bed as much as possible before the stress of tomorrow – getting to Stansted from Worcester is a pain and a half.
You’ll all have noticed there has been some trouble in the Indian ocean. I know a few people in Thailand, one of them one of my oldest friends, but am choosing not to think about it for now.

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Christmas was good, then. I can’t particularly see what everyone complains about. No work, people giving you stuff, and I also genuinely like my odd little family and get on with them fine. I got some DVDs mainly. Everything I get has to be either very small or quickly edible, or I have to leave it behind.
Yesterday we went up to Sheffield to see another little branch of the family – My Uncle, his French wife, their kids, their dog and my grandma was there too. We played trivial pursuit. I won because I’m clever. We had to drive all the way up there from Worcester and back again. It wasn’t me driving, but all the same I don’t like having to travel for 5 hours on icy roads.
Today my Dad came by to pick up my sister and myself and take us over to the Welsh border where he lives. Over here there is snow. After Prague last year, though, the novelty value really is gone.

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Its Christmas time. Theres no need to be afraid. No need to imagine there would be any need to be afraid either.
Yesterday we had my cousins over. The ones who went to school with me and I know very well indeed. They’re all off becoming doctors and taking masters degrees in Italian, while holding down jobs and acting in their spare time. Must be tiring. “What are you doing now, James?” “Well, I’m working in a callcentre, as it happens.” Bah.
I am cheered by the thought of appropriate presents tomorrow. My family has been blessed with knowledge of online wishlists.
In other news mum wants to go to midnight mass yet again. Every year I’m surprised. Nobody else can be bothered though. It’s always awkward, isn’t it. Especially as the other three of us are preachy atheists. Don’t know how she puts up with it.

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I went back to the callcentre for one last day of work on Tuesday, my first on the new 9am-7pm shift which is bound to send me scurrying back into the skilled professions by March. Am considering becoming a plumber. Apparently colour blind people aren’t allowed to be electricians for some reason.
On leaving work I met up with my mum and stepdad, who had come down to see what Brighton is all about and whether they’d want to move there. They were staying in a grotty flophouse called “the quality hotel” and mum has an impressive cold, but they managed to form a good impression anyway. We had tapas, and I decided I’m not going to bother trying to like squid any more, then we walked down the palace pier in the dark.
Drove up to Worcester yesterday and sat around watching TV for a while. Too much of a sleep deficit has built up for me to be doing much else. With any luck I can catch up before Prague.
Today I’m in town (in the library right now, the one where I used to hire Lois Duncan books when I was 11) doing the last of the shopping, getting out as soon as possible.

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Brief entry. Am shattered.
I had a good time at Martin’s wedding – haven’t seen him for over two years and he looks exactly the same. Don’t think that family ‘does’ aging. I drank Remy Martin, smoked a cuban cigar, threw up in the disabled toilet, listened to some truly truly disgusting stories from the groom and found I had to pay for my hotel room after all.
Then I phoned up work and pretended to have an abscess. Suckers.
The train journey from Brockenhurst to Brighton is so far beyond ridiculous it isn’t funny. Three changes, then everyone was ordered off the train at Worthing then straight back on again.
I will pad this out later. First, I sleep.

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