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Back in old Praha after a 22 hour coach journey, and after two days feeling like I’ve finally caught up sleep-wise. Almost everyone from the last year has either turned up or will be in the next few days and … Continue reading

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Worcester is a little fucking dull. I did get a night out in Southampton though. Went to the Nex, nearly everyone was there, sort of, had an alright time I s’pose. Seems like the place is surviving fine without me, … Continue reading

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Back in Worcester after a long long long coach journey. The best bit was when we went through French customs and I was woken up (just having got to sleep) to get out and stand in the cold while the … Continue reading

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Am busy as hell getting ready to leave Prague and return ‘home’ to the UK for a two-week christmas break. If any Southampton Types are reading, I will be in that hole for a night (maybe) so you can try … Continue reading

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The IKEA quest.

This Monday afternoon I embarked on what turned out to be an epic struggle to buy two bed legs, two planks and a screw. These were the items broken due to poor workmanship and violent sex on the various beds … Continue reading

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Snow.

As of yesterday there was a thin coating of the above substance on the cars of Zizkov. Inside the Blind Eye snowballs flew as fast as the movements of the giant guide dog humping a hippy from behind. A six … Continue reading

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I was trying to get to sleep by lying in bed listening to the world service last night when an interview started with an American woman who, due to a car crash or something, had damaged her speech centres and … Continue reading

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HELP ME PLEASE ANYONE

It’s December and I’m popping home to frantically sort out / throw away my worldly possessions in just over two weeks. Good things: Getting to see parents, step-parents, sister, cats, rabbit (prob. still alive), some extended relatives, possibly seeing a … Continue reading

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End of the saga.

So, I got tired of the con merchant and finished him off. From: robert harare Date: 1 Dec 06:00 (PST) To: weejay@***.com Subject: Re: Note Hello James you can not send me any posted letters because any letter that is … Continue reading

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It’s very odd to be in an internet cafe where everyone else is watching hardcore porn clips. But anyway. I recieved this e-mail last week: From: Robert Harare Date: 24 Nov 08:34 (PST) To: weejay@***.com Subject: INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY. DEAR SIR. … Continue reading

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