This French guy’s been living in our house for a week now. He seems pretty cool but nobody knows his name and it’s too late to ask.

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  1. mind_at_war says:

    that sucks.
    have one of your friends who haven’t met the guy yet come over and introduce themselves to him…then tell you his name when he’s not around.

  2. Well I have to do a survey for my Bible class at school and I can uses your help. We have to asks 25 different people some questions about what they believe about God and the Bible. So here they are:
    WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT GOD?
    1. Everything is god.
    2. There are many gods.
    3. I don’t think there is a god.
    4. There is one personal God.
    5. Other:
    WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT THE BIBLE?
    1. Outdated rule book.
    2. God’s Word to us.
    3. Something people made up.
    4. A book for Jewish people.
    5. Other:
    WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT JESUS?
    1. A good man.
    2. Someone people made up.
    3. Someone who thought he was God, but wasn’t
    5. Other:
    WHY DO YOU BELIEVE JESUS DIED?
    1. Died for our sins.
    2. People misunderstood him.
    3. Because of his teaching.
    4. It was an accident.
    5. Other:

    • This is a bit odd, but if you want an answer I’m not doing much right now so here you go.
      WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT GOD?
      5. I’d class myself as an atheist but considering the complexity of the universe you could call it ‘inteligent’ itself by any acceptable definition, and ‘God’ too, if you like. Either way, it’s all semantics and not important.
      WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT THE BIBLE?
      3. It’s the collected myths of a bronze age middle-eastern tribe adapted from the Egyptian sun-cult of Akhenaten.
      WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE ABOUT JESUS?
      5. I never met him, so couldn’t honestly say.
      WHY DO YOU BELIEVE JESUS DIED?
      5. Again, as I prefer to go by established fact rather than mystic bollocks, I don’t know. Wasn’t there at the time.

  3. sariah8 says:

    that cracked me up, so I had to comment and let you know!!

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