On returning home last night, there was my new computer, waiting for me in the hallway. I plugged it in and had a look. It was exactly as I wanted until ten minutes later it turned itself off and then refused to work again.
I’m so far beyond furious now. I need to have a fucking computer. Fucking cunts. Can’t even get through to the support line and want to punch somebody. Fucking Mesh.

Update: still no joy. Have spent at least £20 trying to get through to the support line.