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First day on the phones. Yes, they actually let me speak to the public as a representative of Lloyds TSB. Yes, I did fuck up. But only a little bit.

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The weekend is almost over already and there hasn’t been a great deal of interest to report. We did have a party last night, I suppose. It was ok, though short because everyone decided to go out to some bar … Continue reading

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My week is done, I am a free man for two days. Last night I went out to celebrate the weekend a little prematurely. Rich was DJing at Fitzherberts, as were a good few other people. I was introduced to … Continue reading

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Nearing the end of my first training week at the call centre now, and it is all going a lot better than I had imagined. The people all seem to be pretty nice as a whole, the atmosphere not as … Continue reading

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So that was the first big weekend of the winter. Started Friday with confirmation that my future career was indeed Callcentre Operative. I bought a shirt, washed my trousers and went out with Charlie and some of her gang to … Continue reading

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The plan is revealed…

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Oh dear. I appear to have got a job in the Lloyds TSB callcentre.

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This morning I had another aptitude test at ‘Office Angels’ to see if I would be a spineless and well-behaved contract slave. I think I lied fairly convincingly. Then on to Ladbrokes, where I appear to have been offered a … Continue reading

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It has been a while since I last updated, it seems. Getting slack. But soon I will have my flashy new laptop and will be constantly on the net, until I get bored and go to the pub, generally. So … Continue reading

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Friday night went to out with Duncan, Amelia and John to see the fireworks in Lewis, a town near Brighton with a long tradition of holding immense bonfire night parties. For a few hours a variety of people in well … Continue reading

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