First day on the phones.
Yes, they actually let me speak to the public as a representative of Lloyds TSB.
Yes, I did fuck up.
But only a little bit.
Well……if you only fucked up a LITTLE bit, I guess we can forgive you……..THIS time ……… *wink*
Well, yeah, not like I’m going to get sacked unless I actually start abusing the customers or making up shit;
“Hi, I’d like to ask for my balance…?”
“It’s a thousand pounds over the limit. The bailifs should be breaking down your door any second. I’d try and leave the country if I were you..”
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