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Must update more frequently

So. Had my mum, stepdad, sister and sister’s boyfriend over last weekend for a brief visit. Work got in the way again, so all it was possible to do really was go to vegetarian restaurants and walk about a bit. … Continue reading

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Lineup’s a bit rubbish this year, isn’t it?

I just spent most of an hour making this. I don’t know why.

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Jus watched the Britney Spears thing. Jesus fucking christ. She’s a cackling, insane redneck hag. Still would though. Best TV this week, apart from Britpop night and Jonathan Meades.

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I’m writing up my weekend at Lost Vagueness, expect that soon. After pulling a sickie for that I did a day of work then got genuinely ill. I’ll bet it was a corornation chicken sandwich I got from Somerfield. I … Continue reading

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I slept in until 1pm, then went into town with Amalia to buy a zoot suit from Snoopers’ Paradise. It was refreshingly cheap. Handed in my passport renewal application which worked out at £49 (also known as a day’s work), … Continue reading

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Woke at 11, had some lunch and off to work. Outside could hear the gay pride thing going on all day, cheering, fireworks, etc. It was very quiet, so I managed to type up a whole pile of notes. Stayed … Continue reading

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Went out last night to the Unity pub quiz. Had two staropramen, two arguments, a beer spilled on me, got the quizmaster to say ‘I am a cunt’ in Czech repeatedly, came fifth (not bad as it was just me … Continue reading

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Spent the last couple of days training pretty 20 year old girls. Now I’m drinking cherry beer. All is well.

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It was my 26th birthday on Saturday, so I called up work at midday, had a cough down the phone a bit, then went off with Duncan & Amelia for my birthday treat meal in the American-style burger bar. It … Continue reading

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I generally hate memes, quizzes, etc

But these are pretty cool. The Expatriate Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind … Continue reading

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