For the last two weeks the internet has been going crazy about pitch-preserved sped-up and slowed down music.
First someone called Shamantis took a track by popular hate-figure Justin Bieber and stretched it to 35 minutes. The result sounds like Sigur Ros, whalesong or some sort of beautiful, slightly dark ambient dream, produced by someone like Surgeon.
Then last week someone took the joke already too far, and sped up Pink Floyd’s Shine On You Crazy Diamond to a 3-minute pop song.
Finally, in a complete waste of everyone’s time, I did this. Sorry.