I have Bronchitis. Could’ve been a lot worse.
It’s funny, going to the doctor. You sit in the waiting room forever, practicing your cough until finally you’re let in to explain to the indifferent man in a white suit who you’re vaguely wary of the exact narrative of the disease you’ve worked out on the way over, making sure not to get carried away with your own ideas about exactly why you are sick.
So I have to take some antibiotics and something else too, the altogether revolting sounding “Mucosolvan” and not drink for a week or so, which is absolutely fine by me.

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