In Barcelona now, feeling a bit better but not completely.
Still, most of my time in Madrid was in the hostel. Lying down. Drinking juice. All that. It’s a really good hostel but there just wasn’t a good crowd around until the last day and by then I’d got my ticket out anyway. There was an American guy called Tyler who managed to hit almost all the ‘ignorant American’ stereotypes and he seemed to be there all the time. He only got food from McDonalds because he couldn’t believe there weren’t any taco bells around. Then he sat in the kitchen and tried to hit on any girls that came in. Every second seemed to be spent listening to someone (sometimes me) trying to explain something to him. No, they aren’t from Albania, they’re from Austria. Yes, it’s a country. No, not Australia. In Europe, yes. No, they aren’t speaking Austrian, Austrians speak German. Yes, really. They’re here on holiday. That means ‘vacation’. No, it is the correct word, it’s just the English version. And so on. Then there was a rotund middle-aged Australian sports fan with a tick and a slur, a guy from Peru who had to give a five-minute backstory to each of his gratingly slow anecdotes. There was a Scottish guy who’d just started working there who was pretty cool apart from being a reader of the Daily Mail and a proponent of its views. That’s going to cause him some problems in the laid-back-hostel world for sure.
On the last day an Australian girl whose name really was “Victoria Snowball” (one of the best names I’ve ever heard, I’d say) arrived, then a load of American girls who were fairly unremarkable until they took their clothes off.
The station in Madrid was like an airport, including scanning of bags at the entrance. I thought that was a bit strange until I realized which station I was at. The train was very futuristic too, Barcelona a bit seedy but lively. So far.

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Day 2 in Madrid

I seem to have come down with some form of “cold,” which is a pain in the fucking arse. On the positive side I brought enough drugs to medicate myself into a stupor. Hooray. My face is looking a lot better now, by the way.
Went out to the national gallery today and saw shitloads of Velasquez and Goya. Most impressive. Was looking forward to seeing some Dali but will have to wait until Sunday when all the galleries are free.
This hostel isn’t too bad, by the way. Free internet access, so I’m on here quite a bit this weekend.

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For reasons that remain at best unclear a day later, there was no available transport whatsoever from Lisbon to Madrid during the daytime, which left me an extra day to wander around the city and see all the things I was supposed to see before the bus at 9pm. I tried to sleep on it, but it was impossible as usual so I caught up at the hostel here in Madrid.

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Here I am:

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Had enough time in the hostel answering questions from jolly backpackers. R&R at George’s place for a couple of days, then on to Madrid.

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Been in Lisbon for two days now, mainly going to the brilliant “Barrairo Rocks” garage rock festival. This involves getting a ferry across each evening, watching bands, drinking and partying all night and returning on the first ferry at 5 in the morning.
On Saturday morning I nearly missed it, got a children’s ticket and had to be shown how to get an adult one. Then the whole ferry had to be stopped and the ramps put down again so I could jump on board.
This morning, after an amazing night with some great bands and a truly great aftershow I realised I was about the miss the boat again and sprinted to the terminal. About a minute from reacing it I slipped on the paving stones and landed hard on my face. I thought it would be ok but the security guards (who must be a little tired of me by now) insisted on calling an ambulance and before I knew it I was lying in a Portugese emergency room having my chin stiched up.
I had to find my own way back, which was a bit of a struggle. My lower face is bandaged and the side scraped black. Somehow I’ve also cut up my knees and my shoulder. All is not going particularly well.

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Flew into Faro two days ago. Bagged a window seat but all we got to see was fog until we reached Spain. The Algarve from the air was unbelievable. I wish I had taken a photo, but I didn’t want to spoil the view of the Daily Mail readers next to me.
The hotel in Faro was a bit rubbish, just a block by the motorway. But it was cheap, and nice to have a night of luxury before the unwashed month begins. Got a taxi to the station yesterday morning, was going to put my stuff in a storage locker and go explore, but they didn’t have any so I just went to a cafe for a couple of hours, then caught the train to Lisbon.
The main train station in Lisbon is Oriente, a gigantic concrete temple to nothing. Impressive enough, though. There was a little difficulty trying to find my hostel, but it all just added to the relief at being able to finally dump my worldly possessions for the next few days.
Went for a brief explore, saw a guy with a tumor growing out of his forehead which was bigger (and hairier) than his head, generally got my bearings around the city and went back to the hostel to drink Portuguese beer with jolly backpackers.
Today I’ve been up to the castle. It’s all very nice and I seemed to be one of about 20 people there. Quite a change from certain other capitals.
Off to this festival now, should be good.

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Only a few weeks since I finished work and already I feel a good deal happier. Just said goodbye to my Mum, then my Dad. Tomorrow I say goodbye to Britain for a couple of years and Worcester, the nearest thing I have to a hometown, (probably) forever.
I’m leaving the house in 8 hours time. Excited.

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That was a really good weekend, then. And a long one. I’m not entirely physically wrecked too, which meant I was able to get back to Worcester without any physical pain. A long sleep is in order now, though.
I spent Saturday daytime getting my London shopping out of the way, hauling some green trousers, a world-to-world plug adaptor, ‘The Prisoner’ on DVD and, uh, Viz. Then I went over to Blackfriars to check out the millennium bridge and the Tate Modern. I’d missed out on seeing both before due to being in Prague and thought I’d better get some tourist stuff in. Both looked great, though the selection of art at the Tate was a little disappointing. The only things I really liked were some of the video installations and optical illusion art. I don’t get Cy Twombly at all.
London seemed to have changed a fair bit since I last looked around, generally in a positive direction. The new buildings are bold without being cold, the underground cleaner and easier, strangers talk to each-other occasionally and there are swarms of rickshaws everywhere.
But anyway, I found Jamie at 8 after a fair bit of telephonic difficulty. He’s down in New Cross now, which seems like a fairly cool area. We met up with Jackie and all talked about Scumhampton stuff for a while, then I went along with Jamie and a couple of other people to the Mean Fiddler. There was a fair bit of queuing, alleviated mainly by Jamie having a go at the filth for eating subway instead of working, but we got in on the sweet again, so all was well.
The Long Blondes were playing at the start. Pretty good too. And not unattractive. I had a few more beers, danced a bit. It all goes a bit hazy at this point until we left at 4am to hand out flyers to R&B clubbers, buy (or steal) sandwiches and get the night bus back to New Cross. There was some guy sleeping on Jamie’s sofa so I had to kip on the floor. But it was alright.
Then today we went for some Sunday roast at their local with Jackie and her housemate. The place was very odd but very good, the food very nice but not odd. The jazz-improvisational hammond organ playing blind man in the corner was just the cherry on the cake. Bumped into Kelly from Southampton too, she seems very sensible now.
And now back to Worcester again, for the last time.

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So, I got down to London yesterday on the unbelievably expensive train, sitting next to a very attractive Indian girl, listening to all the old 7″ singles I ripped to MP3. That didn’t take long, so I had free time to go to Camden and find out how rubbish it has got lately. I suspect it was always full of goths and oregano dealers but I was previously too impressed by the novelty T-shirts to notice. All I wanted was a pair of non-skateboarder jeans, but after an hour I gave up and turned up at Dennis’s shop for the in-store gig they were having. The band were a bit boring really, usual strummy acoustic indie nonsense, but on the upside I got some beers.
Dennis is pretty well set up down here with a cool flat, sweet job and various connections. We were supposed to meet up with Jamie too but it was too much of a trek in the end and we went out to The Good Mixer instead. The place was surrounded by London Types, though I was unable to spot Graham Coxon or any members of Menswe@r. Dennis bumped into his ex who he doesn’t seem to be on the best terms with, then we went on to the Barfly. We tried our luck at getting in on the guestlist, but Dennis’s name wasn’t down so we got some beers from the corner shop, drank them, rearranged our hair and clothes and turned up at the club again and said “Simon Singleton, on the guestlist.” They laughed at us, shrugged, stamped our hands and let us in.
The club wasn’t bad, danced, talked to ladies, all the usual. Now I’m running out of internet time so must fly.

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Still in Worcester, but heading down to London to see Denzil and The Reynolds tomorrow. Should be a laugh.
It’s good to spend time with family, but Worcester really is shit beyond all reasonable expectation. The bus costs £2.50 to go just down the hill to the ‘city centre’ where there is nothing to buy and not a single wi-fi hotspot. Good job I don’t live in this shithole any more. By the time I come back my Mum will have moved out. So this is goodbye to the city I went to school in. And not before time.

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