Number 13 it may be then… I have an appointment to meet the other occupants tomorrow, lets hope I don’t mess it up.
It would be a lot easier to find a flat if I was a girl, or gay. Everyone wants a girl in their flat, boys to try to get in their pants and girls because they don’t want some strange guy they don’t know moving in. Unless he is gay and therefore not going to try it on with them.
Why was I cursed with this penis and attraction to women?