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Birth, part 1

The birth of our first baby three-and-a-half years ago seemed, at the time, to be packed with drama and incident. Now that he has a younger brother I think we can all look back at that time as basically a … Continue reading

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Mystery Uzbek woman in Guangzhou hospital – help needed

My wife is currently staying in hospital (preparing for the arrival of our second child). When I arrived there today I was asked to help translate for an Uzbek woman who had just given birth to a baby boy. Here … Continue reading

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Famous in China

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Some old gifs

(credit for this one = Lance Woodman)

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Things in China – Questionable branding

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Things in China – Fire precaution notices.

Not that remarkable, maybe, but look at the guy’s face – he’s absolutely terrified. Which is realistic, I suppose.

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Things in China – KFC’s new breakfast offering.

Sweetcorn embedded in minced pork. Surely it can’t only be me that thinks this looks like a poo in a bap?

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Things in China – Advertisment for cosmetic surgery outside an actual hospital during the world cup

If you can read Chinese you’ll get the pun, though to be honest that doesn’t really make it any better.

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Things in China – “Resist the British Street”

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Things in China – Toy chainsaws for toddlers

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