I got back from Manila yesterday. It was the first time that I’ve been anywhere that has taken me completely out of my comfort zone. The first two days were just an utter headfuck. Las Piňas, where we were staying, is the southernmost of the ten or so cities that make up “Metro Manila,” population 12 million. Manila city itself is 20km from Las Piňas, or about an hours journey in a couple of Jeepneys. Jeepneys are heavily customised fifty year old US army jeeps, and the main form of transport. Here’s one:

As car ownership seems to be restricted to the upper class, these are pretty much the only vehicles you see on the road except taxis and sidecars. To catch one you stand at an intersection, wave at one that has your destination painted on the side, pay about 10p and sit on the bench inside for a long time.
The streets of Manila are like none other I’ve seen. While Las Piňas is far from being a shanty town the only rule laid down at the planning stage seems to have been “main road goes here”. Many of the building are made from corrugated iron and other recycled materials and most of them on not what you’d exactly call a street. Everywhere there are lines of food stands and other shops, generally open 24 hours a day, with the proprietors sleeping between night customers. Street lighting is restricted to main roads, and is even then minimal. There are people everywhere.
If any of this sounds like writing with a purpose or a message then this is unintentional. I still don’t know what to make of Manila apart from that it is more alive than anywhere, but for all that wracked with some pretty extreme poverty. Half the city is composed of genuine shanty towns and street children are everywhere. As you walk down the street they grab onto you and beg for money. On Tuesday night we went out to an area called Malate and had to walk down a main road where tens of them followed, circling and grabbing at us. Of course you want to give them money but do this and within seconds you’ve formed a crowd. To them I’m a millionaire but I’m still on a very tight budget. There’s no way to avoid being the rich western arsehole.
The other negative was the sex trade, particularly the sweaty old white businessmen in uniform blue shirts tucked deep into stonewashed jeans with a thin belt. There was one at a club we went to who had eight 18 year-old girls he’d hired to go there with him, all about half his size.
Ignoring him, the club was pretty nice – lots of bowing, buckets of ice, pop hits performed by a band on stage. These cover bands are ubiquitous in the city and all accurate to such a level that you can’t help but wonder why they don’t play their own stuff. Even away from major bars and clubs the music is usually karaoke, though you don’t usually notice as the singers are so skilled. The bars are good, the drinks inexpensive and everything genuinely not just open but alive 24 hours a day.
We did get out of town a couple of times, first to a water park and then to see the Taal volcano on Saturday:

There was a restaurant where we could eat sitting on covered platforms dangling over the edge of the mountain with this view. There’s a lot of this sort of thing to see and it’s a shame there wasn’t time (or funds) to visit any of the other islands, but some other time maybe.

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Mayday is a week-liong holiday in China, so I’ve come to Manila with Brent and Samantha for the duration. Bit of a culture shock, but also very cool. Will expand on this later.

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Today some of us staff went out to Flying Sands Beach.

It took about two hours to get there, then we had to walk through a bit of forest, like so:

Forest of doom

The beach was like this, but the sun was out at the time so try to imagine this picture is substantially lighter:

Flying Sands Beach

Some of us went for a swim in the sea. It was pretty nice. I really should get a haircut. That’s Macro, Angela, Grace and Leah in front of me.

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Here is a much better picture, entirely because I’m behind the camera rather than in front of it:

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This one is just here because it’s funny:

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We played some volleyball, ate some eggs cooked in tea and took the two hour bus back home.

Now I’m going out to some karaoke place for some reason.

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How many times has someone on your friends list posted about something and you were really confused, but you didn’t want to ask because you knew you SHOULD know? How many times have you felt ‘guilty’ asking a close LJ friend a question that should be ‘obvious’?

Well, here’s your chance.

If you’ve missed a few things, missed an entry and are confused, ask me any thing. Even something EXTREMELY basic, like where I live! I’m not allowed to get even slightly irritated at any of the questions* – we’ve all missed things before. In turn, though, you must repost this in your own journal.

*This isn’t likely as I don’t exactly get a lot of comments on here. Wouldn’t be at all surprised if I got two hundred hits and not one question. The button to comment is down here —————————————————>

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Last Wednesday our landlady Miss Lay called to say we were getting air conditioners in the flat, on Thursday at 2 to be precise. I’d been meaning to get a few things done, but got back to let the installation guys in. Two o clock came round and there was a knock at the door. Behind were two men in casual clothing and a woman in a suit. It was only when they were fully inside the house that I realised that they weren’t here to sort out the air conditioning. The leader, one of those sweaty, shady, middle-aged men who can instantly give you the creeps, informed up that he was looking to buy the house. We told him the house wasn’t for sale, that we were renting it and the landlady would have mentioned it if it was. He insisted he was right, nosied around the place for a while, then exited on our continued request.
On Friday night Brent got a phone call in the middle of a class and on the other end of the line was this same dodgy old man. He said he was with the landlady. At this point the phone had to be passed over to an interpreter as Miss Lay does not speak English. The news wasn’t great. The freak is buying the flat, and soon. We have to move out. I’m a bit annoyed about this. She never mentioned for a second that the place was for sale when we signed the contract, let alone that we were going to get thrown out. So we have to leave this very nice place in a month’s time. Why are all landlords such absolute cunts?

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Yesterday was the school’s 14th anniversary, so all the staff met in the garden and took part in various games and activities. I helped out in the first event by carrying pebbles with chopsticks, then was excused duty for the rest of the morning until it was time for the tug of war on the side of the busy main road. We drew quite a crowd. Our team won, though it turned out a couple of fishermen had grabbed the far end of the rope and helped us out. This was apparently cheating, so we didn’t get the first prize but did all get a decent feed and a snowdome each. Swapped mine for a giant dice-clock.

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So I’m not about to drop dead, though on the negative side I have to avoid spicy food, coffee and excessive alcohol. Eventually it looks like I might have to have very minor non-invasive heart surgery to fix it, something I’d prefer to do back in England really.

In other news the main site is gone for a while while I reconsider what I want to do with it. Two projects in the pipeline in the meantime – one (I hope) starting next week.

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On Friday night it was so hot I could hardly breathe and getting to sleep proved to be entirely impossible. As I lay there listening to relaxing spoken word audio files I could feel my heart beating intensely. Every now and again the rate doubled and I had to get out of bed and walk around. My body seemed to be having a panic attack and I had to stop my brain from getting involved. Finally I managed to get an hour’s sleep before I had to get up, force a cup of tea and a slice of bread down my throat and go into school.
The caffeine buzz lasted about 20 minutes, then I crashed just as I was due to go into class and had to start three minutes early. After managing to get out of the toilet into class the kids carried out some activities and I sat down sweating and trying not to be sick for a few hours.
Managed to get a fair amount of sleep on Saturday night due to tiredness and gave myself an easy day by preparing tests and wordsearches. Still, it’s Monday and I can still feel my heart pounding. It doesn’t bother me particularly and isn’t painful, but the worry of what it may mean is driving me crazy. I know I have something called ‘Wolff-Parkinson-White Syndrome’ and have read about it on the internet. On the one hand it’s a pretty common thing and entirely fixable. On the other it’s a contributory factor to a number of unpleasant things with heart attacks and sudden death. This is what is keeping me awake now.
Going to the hospital tomorrow morning to have myself properly checked out, re-assured and medicated. Wish me luck.

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This week I’ve been taken off to various Primary schools around the city as a ‘language coach’ for children taking part in a drama competition. Each arrival is an event – the last school, a shiny new building located past a corrugated iron street and down a dirt path had made a sign to welcome me. Then there’s a walk through the school with hundreds of children swarming around me and saying “foreigner!” in Chinese and “hello!” in English. Eventually I get to the gigantic lecture theatre. The primary school I went to (twenty or so years back) didn’t have one of these, but there were only 70 kids there. My job then is to watch a five-minute play and say what I think should be changed. Usually they are so good I have to search hard for a fault. There’s generally some minor grammar point in the script to change around, then their teacher always asks me about the intonation and I explain to them that English isn’t a tonal language. Usually at this point I get to go home. On Thursday I had a half-hour-long tea session with the headmistress of Number 17 Primary. She didn’t speak English but she had a good chat to the Chinese staff who had accompanied me. I sat there and discreetly made faces at the children staring at me through the windows.
The fact that I get paid for all this still seems a bit silly.

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I just had to explain Easter to some Chinese people. They thought it was strange. They’ve got a point.

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