Halloween

Halloween isn’t a Chinese festival, and it’s perfectly possible that it isn’t an English one. There’s no worthy moral behind it*, and frankly no point beside dressing up and being silly. That’s why it’s more fun than other festivals and more of a reasonable cultural export to China where such noble traditions as Christmas and Easter are only excuses for businesses to change their decorations anyway.
We predictably went to a bar in Sanlitun and met up with a few friends there. I was a half-arsed Freddie Krueger, John was supposed to be a mummy, but his bandages had come off by the time he arrived (this always happens). Adam, Mingming and their gang came as army animals – easily the best effort of the night, verging on furry territory. V and Demi didn’t dress up at all, but next year we’ll just have to encourage them a bit more. A shame V missed the opportunity to come as the virgin Mary, but it was good she made the effort to even come anyway. Of course we had to leave early, but a night out is a refreshing novelty these days.
Less than four months left until baby-day now, tempting to post relentlessly about the progress of her pregnancy, but there’s little to report apart from that all is well.

*The suggestion every year by certain types that Halloween is a gateway to Satanism never fails to entertain, but this year it appears to have gone too far with the invention of the light party, the “safety and values” alternative. Have a look here – http://www.lightparty.org/ Yes, it’s ludicrous and laughable that people would take dressing up as a mummy or a vampire so seriously, but I mainly just feel sorry for the kids. I loved everything horrible or scary when I was young, and my imagination would have been permanently wounded if I hadn’t been able to let it run. In short, I would have been left feeling like the poor girl here – http://www.lightparty.org/testimonials/

“but mum… I wanted to be a zombie. Why can’t I be a zombie?”
“Zombies are nasty. I don’t want you associating with zombies.”

Of course the really scary thing is the realisation that this means they believe ghosts, zombies, vampires and werewolves all actually exist and can be invoked by dressing up as them.

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Pullover

This is the second in an intermittent series of posts about bands I loved in the 1990s who have little or no internet presence.

I was listening to an old Mark & Lard Graveyard Shift show last week and it reminded me how much of my musical tastes started there (or thereabouts – Peel & The Evening Session should get a mention too). In June of 1995, surely their peak year, one of the songs they championed was a fierce panda release from a band called ‘Pullover’. The song was called ‘Holiday’, and besides being a witty parody of British holiday cliches it managed to combine the girlier side of Britpop with the jagged high-tempo sections of The Wedding Present – a mixture that is, as far as I can tell, still unique.
Pullover released three singles on fierce panda, and I’ve still got two of them somewhere. Their other songs are nothing like ‘Holiday’ – instead they sound like a before-the-event Life Without Buildings. I’d recommend ‘Oddball’ if you can find it, it has to be one of the best songs about not being attractive enough to be a popstar but getting on with it anyway ever recorded.
Holiday kept getting radio play, their other songs didn’t, so when they took advantage of the buzz and signed for Big Life in ’96 their first move was to re-record their signature song – and for once its charm survived the bigger, more expensive production. Here’s the video.

Unfortunately it was at this point that the label went broke, and Pullover appeared to go down with them. Nothing was heard until a few years back when they suddenly had a myspace page with promises of a tour and a new album. Nothing seems to have come of it yet, but I can hope, can’t I?

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October Update

Last week the company decided that renting an apartment in the centre for no particular reason wasn’t a great business move, so I’ve been forced to move my few things out of there and resume the daily commute from Tongzhou. It’s a little worse now, too – previously I could take a single bus, then cycle the last leg, but now it’s too cold for that.
The winter has arrived here with frightening immediacy. I’d swear that it was summer only last week, now going outside has already become a chore. Winter here, as has been previously mentioned in detail, isn’t a lot of fun. Right now it’s got to the point where it’s too cold to take off your coat (even indoors), but we’re still a couple of weeks away from the 10th of November – the day somebody somewhere presses a button and the buildings of Beijing get central heating – and the spring feels like an age away. By the time I can wear a T-shirt again I’ll be a father. That’s an exciting yet depressing thought!
It’s been over a year now since I came back to China. I’ve got married, lived in six houses, worked for eight schools, become a headmaster (of sorts) and even learned a bit of Chinese. The next year looks like being just as eventful, but I’m too busy to think about it right now. In fact, I’d better get back to marking essays and stop writing this.

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RIP Ari Up of The Slits

Ari Up’s death at the age of 48 was announced yesterday.
I can’t write anything more incisive about her than Jon Savage so read this instead.

I’d just been getting into The Slits over the past couple of months, and was therefore probably more shocked by her death than most people. I’d known for a while that they’d mixed reggae with their punk, but I hadn’t previously been aware that they were, for want of a better word, awesome. Here’s their video for ‘Typical Girls’ – Ari was 17 when they released this.

Personally I think that’s better than anything by The Clash, as controversial a statement as that may be.
If you like this check out Instant Hit or their cover of I Heard It Through The Grapevine (one of my favourite cover versions of all time).

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Further Reading

Living, as I obviously do, in China, it’s always difficult to keep up with anything interesting with the Great Firewall in my way. Every proxy gets blocked and every VPN fails after a couple of months. Fortunately, though, there is a cure, and it’s called Google Reader. All I need is the rss feed of an inevitably blocked blog and I can read it – though leaving comments is impossible.
These, then, are the things I read when I’m not doing something else.

China

Beijing Boyce– Reviews of pubs and clubs I will probably never go to. Oh well.
The Beijinger– Surprisingly forthright & informative listings guide blog.
Beijingologist– Mainly about the development of public transport in Beijing, surprisingly one of the most interesting blogs listed here.
Chinahush– All the most interesting unusual Chinese news turns up here.
Danwei– The best China news & comment links, inevitably VERY blocked.
Imagethief– Formerly interesting Beijing-guy blog, now very rarely updated.
Jenny Zhu– AKA the Chinesepod woman, cultural stuff, fairly interesting.
Lost Laowai– Various expat bloggers in China ranging from brilliant to ok.

Friends

Brandy In China
From The Horse’s Mouth (Virginia)
Human Jukebox (Gail)
Johnny Breeze
Latent Existence (Steven)
Master Of Arts (Bea)
Next Level Lights (Ed)
Not For Resale (Duncan)
Surfing The Void (Jamie)
Wolf Disguised As A Monk (Garreth)
Your Native Son (Noah)
(I haven’t included quite a few people whose blogs seem not to be for a public audience, if you’re missing this is why.)

Music

7 Year Glitch– Decent mp3 blog.
Diskant– From back in my day. Still going, still good.
Pitchfork Features
Popular– Tom Ewing is reviewing every British number one single in order. He’s just reached 1990. (USA version)
Pusing Ahead Of The Dame– As above, but with every Bowie song.
WFMU’s Beware Of The Blog– Top digging.

Famous People

Adam & Joe + Adam
Adam Curtis– Best documentary-maker currently around.
Bad Science– Ben Goldacre
Johann Hari– Political blog. 90% brilliant, 10% a bit embarrassing.
Peter Serafinowicz– Not as good as his twitter.
Robert Popper– Used to be a favourite, now he seems to be busy with other projects.
Warming Up – Richard Herring’s blog. Sometimes very funny but I wish he’d stop publishing every single thought that he has, three separate times in separate media. One half-hour podcast a week maybe.
Why That’s Delightful!– Graham Linehan
Will Self, always worth reading, of course.

Other

Sci-Ence! Justice Leak!– Blog on various cultural & political topics, fairly readable.
Lamebook– Worst things found on Facebook, pretty entertaining.
Passive Aggressive Notes
Sergey Larenkov– Stunning combinations of WWII and modern photos.
spEak You’re bRanes– Worst reader comments from BBC News pages etc.
Ugly Tattoos– Top schadenfreude.
Webcomics: Subnormality! xkcd Red Meat The Perry Bible Fellowship (RIP)

If you can think of anything else I should be reading then let me know.

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Office Space

I spent a couple of weeks commuting into the centre from Tongzhou, and it’s proved to be completely impractical. Getting up at 6.50, eating my breakfast on the bus and not getting home until 7.40pm is at best an occasional deal, and doing it every day was only bearable because it was a temporary measure until an alternative had come up.
We’d planned to hire out a weekday place near to my office, a room in a shared house or something, but our investigations didn’t really get anywhere, and we’re both beyond tired of searching websites, visiting festering, overpriced apartments and dealing with Chinese estate agents (who make their British counterparts look like saints). Then, a couple of weeks ago, someone had the idea that I slept in the classroom.
This is nowhere near as ridiculous as it sounds. Our school has recently had to rent an apartment around the corner to turn into an extra classroom. Right now there aren’t very many students, so it doesn’t get used more than once or twice a week, usually at the weekend when I’m in Tongzhou anyway. It still pretty much looks like an apartment, has drinking water and a bed. It’ll do for weekdays, at least for the 10 weeks left in this year. After that, we’ll just have to see.
My work on Sundays is also finished or finishing, so I’m getting a weekend of sorts.

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Tram across Hong Kong island in 3 minutes and 20 seconds

A video I made a while back. I’d like it to be higher resolution and on Youtube, but this will have to do.
The music is “Ritual” by Broadcast & The Focus Group

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Army Hospital

On Saturday I went with V to the “Army Hospital” in Tongzhou. We’re scouting round the different maternity hospitals in the local area and right now it seems like the best bet.
All the same, it’s a Chinese hospital, and Chinese hospitals are, in short, a bit rubbish. If you think British hospitals are big on pointless queuing, waiting, filling in forms and walking around trying to work out where you should be then you’ve never been in a Chinese one. In addition they want your money at every point, and because it’s a gynecological department men aren’t allowed anywhere except the corridor. Still, sitting in various corridors may be dull, but it’s not actually unpleasant, just a shame I wasn’t allowed in to see the ultrasound scan. Mind you, even V wasn’t allowed to see the screen, she was just given a printout. With the one-child policy they’re understandably concerned that female foetuses will be aborted, so have gone out of their way to make sure that nobody can find out the sex of their baby.
The hospital is fairly clean and not particularly rude to us, so we might well use it. There’s one more possible place in Tongzhou, but it’s probably not any better. Either way, both are a world away from the horrible places we saw in the centre. After five hours there we didn’t feel like checking out the other hospital, so took the bus back home. The sky was so smoggy it looked like dusk at 3pm. Tongzhou can be a depressing, run-down place in certain areas, and certain times, and this was both, but just having an afternoon off just hanging out is great anyway.
You can tell V is pregnant now, just about. There’s a bulge and she can feel it kicking all the time, but nobody is offering her a seat on the bus or trying to feel her belly. Her mother’s fussing around her all the time, directing her to eat piles of eggs for breakfast and avoid a huge list of things which I’m certain have no ill effects. The date’s still a way off, but approaching rapidly now.

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Holidays

A week off is a pretty rare thing for me, and 10 days off is almost unheard of, even if I did have a little left-over work (one-on-one students and the like) to take up some of that time. I hadn’t made any particular plans for the use of this time, and it’s a good job I hadn’t, because last Thursday saw the surprise arrival of 6 of V’s relatives from Hubei – two of her aunts, two cousins and two children, making eleven of us in total. Thankfully our house just about has room for this many people, especially since some of them actually seem to enjoy sleeping on the ping pong table.
As visitors to Beijing they naturally wanted to go out to the centre pretty much every day, and need to be accompanied on the occasionally tortuous journey. I went with them just once, to see the Temple of Heaven, which is ok, but far from spectacular. Most of the time other members of the family accompanied them on their trips and I stayed at home working on my various projects, joining them for meals and occasional evening activities. All very tame but pleasant – naturally communication between them and me was fairly limited since they all use the strange dialect of V’s hometown, and if my Mandarin is poor then my “Wuxuehua” is almost non-existent. I do speak the international language of carrying bags and paying entrance fees though, so in-depth conversation proved unnecessary.
The real entertainment of the last week has been the arguments. I’ve often heard TV pundits talking about family gatherings inevitably involving massive rows, but had previously not believed them. Well, I was wrong. I’ve heard arguments on every conceivable topic from the trivial to the deadly serious, all carried on at the same pitch. Fortunately none of these have involved me or V, so I’ve just kept out of the way and listened to her describe the feuds when the heat has died down or people have gone out. I’m neither bothered nor amused by this, but it’s good to have frequent reminders that, in spite of any doubts I might have from time to time, I’m actually quite well-adjusted, happy and sane.
On the whole it’s actually been a lot of fun, and I’m looking forward to taking another trip down to Wuxue next summer. I’ll have to pretend to be seeing everything for the first time as the first trip (where we failed to visit any of them in the three days) is still a secret.

Just one-and-a-half days of holiday left, then, and only two and a half months of this ridiculous schedule to put up with before the promise of better everything next year. Good world news today, so overall a sense of cautious optimism leading into winter.

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More Ozmotron Remixes

Last week I posed something here about the Ozmotron Remix Project.
Since then there have been three more remixes made.

The first is Mr Pineapple’s glitchy, melodic Remix of “Pink Elephant”, my current favourite actually.

Then there’s the Rygo remix of “Why Doesn’t The World Spin Up”
http://soundcloud.com/rygo/ozmotron-why-doesnt-the-world-spin-up-rygo-remix

…and finally we have “Why Doesn’t The World Spin Up (Meatbreak’s Dr▲g Sub▼ersion Rescrub)” adding a bit of Witch House to the mix.
http://www.last.fm/music/Meatbreak/Remixes (free download on the page)

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