…also, forgot to mention I am on facebook now.

Posted in diary | Tagged | Leave a comment

Prague

My first year of living in China has been an education in many ways. Moving there from Prague was a 180 degree shift. Both encompass communism and capitalism as if they belonged together, but the result is entirely different in each case. It’s as if the two philosophies were two pies and they had both taken half of each. The Czechs live in a state of bureaucratic freedom while the Chinese carry on with their free-market obedience.
This may sound like a defense of Prague over China to anyone, and it probably is, but nevertheless I feel that I am happier and have more of a future in the East. Bohemians are ten-a-penny in Bohemia itself and standing out is always something I’ve needed. There are too many cool people in Prague, too many who have done everything before, speak the language better than me, stay up until 9 each morning and look and sound none the worse for it. In China I’m a pioneer – there are people all around who I know nothing of – and they know nothing about me.
All the same, I hold a deep nostalgia for Prague, especially the district of Žižkov where I lived for two years.
I arrived there nearly a month ago at 5.30am, having slept around an hour. It was a shame to arrive by bus – however much I love the city, I’ll always hate the bus station. It could well be the ugliest place in the country. Too tired to take anything in, I took the metro to Jiřího z Poděbrad, hauled myself to the Clown & Bard, got myself a bed and passed out.
Later, before contacting anyone, I had a walk around some of my old haunts. Everything seemed like it always seems – vivid but much the same. More than anywhere else, it’s somehow hard to believe that life has been going on while I’ve been away from Žižkov. Apart from a few buildings being slowly renovated, and prices having increased by a few crowns, everything was reassuringly the same. The Blind Eye has an official license, and a karaoke night on Mondays, but it’s still the same old bar I virtually lived in a few years back, and many of the same people frequent it. Also in Žižkov there’s a new bar-club in a soviet era bunker about 50 metres under the ground, with decent atmosphere and acoustics, though the air down there isn’t particularly fresh.
After a few expensive days in the Clown & Bard I moved temporarily into Gary & Jay’s temporarily spare room. It was a good base, and meant I didn’t have to eat at restaurants all the time, though inevitably I did anyway. It seems that I’m the only non-Czech person in the world who pines for Czech food while they are out of the country, but I can’t see why. It’s not healthy, but it’s what you want after a night out.
While I was in town I also
* Watched Eurovision with Marcus & Vicky. Serbia completely deserved to win.
* Went to the Bodies Exhibition, and am still not sure what I think about it.
* Failed to meet up with Hamish.
* Watched the end of the Prague Marathon, felt glad not to be running 26 miles over cobbles.
* Finally saw The Sads and found out there’s a secret club under the Chateau Rouge.
* Met some new people.
* Generally drank beer and played table football every night.

If you don’t know what this is a picture of then you’re missing out.

More Prague photos

Posted in diary | Tagged | 2 Comments

Poland – Warsaw and Wroclaw.

With the Baltics over so quickly I found myself with 5 days in hand to visit Poland. The first was taken up almost entirely by a ridiculously lengthy bus journey from Vilnius to Warsaw. I suspect that we must’ve had to take a few diversions to avoid entering either Belarus or the detached Russian province around Kalingrad. By the time we arrived in Warsaw it was dark and raining – a bad start that continued for a while as the hostel, while nice, was filled with a large and annoying youth group from Sweden, and the only dinner I could find was Kentucky-fried.
The next day the sun made an appearance, so I spent a morning walking vaguely towards the old town, passing through a few very green parks, which helped to dispel any notions of Warsaw being a grey Soviet city. The old town was small, but impressive enough considering Hitler moreorless leveled the whole thing after the Warsaw uprising. What I was in might more accurately be called a reconstruction, but there was really no way to tell.
While sitting in the sun, eating surprisingly good pizza I had a think about my route to Prague. Krakow had always been the plan, but I’d found an advertisement for a new hostel in Wroclaw and it looked interesting. Krakow is a great place, but I’d been there twice before and the temptation to explore somewhere else was too great to resist.
A few hours of traveling between the train and bus stations later it was time to go back to the hostel to cook myself what turned out to be the worst pasta ever. The evening was spent watching snooker in the TV room, the only youth-group free room in the place. The hostel would be improved immensely by the building of a bar – there would be somewhere to hang out and it would discourage said youth groups from booking.

Old town – almost all reconstructed.

Spot the building that looks like a glacier.

The next day I took a fast train to Wroclaw (pronounced “Vrotswaf”, in case you were wondering). When I got there it was raining again and the vague directions I had meant it was night-time when I’d found where I was staying – a brand new, high class place with over a hundred beds but only about 5 guests.
The following morning I was off to explore Wroclaw. It’s an interesting city with a convoluted history – first it was Polish, then Czech-Austro-Hungarian-Hapsburgian, then Prussian, then German, and finally Polish again. Before 1945 it was the German city of Breslau. After the war the German population was moved to the other side of their new, smaller borders and Poles were moved in to build up the half-destroyed city. Today the old town is a strange but impressive mish-mash of different imposing architectural styles. The highlight was the cathedral, which actually had a lift to take tourists up to the top of one of the towers.
The next day I was due to be in Prague, but ran up against a few problems. Firstly the one direct train service had been permanently canceled. The best alternative they could come up with involved three changes and would’ve taken most of a day. Neither were there any bused , according to both the internet and the bus station. I was on the verge of hitching when I finally found s coach that passed through three nights a week on-route to Prague at 2.30am. It was better than nothing. If any of this does not seem ludicrous to you then take a look where Wroclaw and Prague are in relation to each-other.

Coolest railway station I’ve seen for a while, but doesn’t have any trains to Prague.

A sign inside the station.

Cinema-chair bus shelter.

Town hall. About 20 different architectural styles in one building.

Big buildings and small buildings in unusual proximity.

More Wroclaw pictures

Posted in diary | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Baltic States

I left Helsinki on a boat and in a rush. The plan had been to get to Prague by Mayday, a date that had been revised to first the 5th, then the 10th. With my flight out scheduled for the 23rd and my money getting pretty low I promised to myself that I’d not put it back any further. Unfortunately this meant I had to travel at an unseemly speed for the next week. This wouldn’t have been a problem in some places – Hangzhou or Ekaterinburg for example – but it just so happened that I was genuinely impressed with the Baltic States and could’ve easily spent a month there.
The first stop was Tallinn, capital of Estonia. A week before my arrival there Tallinn had been in the news, and not for good reasons. The moving of a statue from the centre to a military graveyard on the outskirts had sparked a few days of rioting. Depending (pretty much) on whether you speak Russian or Estonian the statue commemorated either the liberation of the city from the nazis or the invasion of it by the soviets. The Russian-speaking population of Tallinn being fairly large meant that this turned out to be a divisive issue.
By the time I arrived the rioting was long over, but the damage was done, and was continuing to be done. Many windows were smashed or boarded up, and local feelings seemed to be running high. The Russian government, meanwhile, seemed to be doing its best to stir things up even more by organising a boycott of Estonian products, canceling the train service to Tallinn and launching a “cyber-war”. Whatever the rights and wrongs of the situation, people seemed fairly agitated. Mostly I heard Estonians complaining about “what the Russians are doing to our country” but I did also meet a Canadian who lived in Russia and proclaimed that “if the Estonians are destroyed they’ll have brought it upon themselves”.
But anyway, I had a good time in Tallinn. The hostel I stayed at was of the best kind – small, friendly and disorganised. I was only supposed to stay one night, but met a succession of interesting travelers and locals and ended up staying up drinking until the early hours, with another day needed to sleep it off. This is why I saw so little of the city, but did at least have a good time.
There was no train to Riga, so I had to take a coach instead. It was quick, comfortable and half-empty – fortunately so, as a Russian woman had been sold the same seat as me. She found another double-seat somewhere when the claimant of the next seat turned up – a German-Australian woman who I’d previously met in both Listvyanka and Moscow. I talked to her for a bit, then fell asleep, then woke up in Latvia.
By a happy accident I managed to arrive in Riga on Latvian independance day. There was a stage by the river with a surprisingly good folk-rock band playing and little Latvian flags being given out everywhere. I stuck around for a while, wandered around the old town for a bit, then retired to the hostel bar for the night to avoid marauding English stag parties.
The next morning I was on a less interesting and less comfortable coach to Vilnius in Lithuania. My first impression on arrival was that it wasn’t very impressive in comparison to Tallinn or Riga, but once I’d had time to find the hostel, dump my bag there and wander into the centre my mind was changed completely. It looked at first like there was some sort of festival on – there were various bands, buskers and performance artist, all strange, funny and talented, and none of them taking anything remotely seriously. They led a path through the old town to the central square, where a large crowd gathered around six drummers and a dancing toddler. From there a pedestrian street led up a hill, and all the way up there were food stalls from most of the countries in the EU. I sat down at the Czech stand with a klobasa and a glass of dark budvar. It was a warm, sunny afternoon, the first since Shanghai, and generally a great atmosphere, marred only by the creepy old Dutch guy who I really should’ve told to fuck off.
It seemed a shame to stay there such a short time, but I’ll be back. These three cities are three of the best that I’ve seen. With a little luck I’ll be able to pay them another visit this summer.

photos

Posted in diary | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Helsinki

I took an upmarket European train from St Petersburg to Helsinki. There were laptop points, waitress service and TVs, but no hot water for my tea. Back to Europe Proper. The border check was over in about 10% of the time of the one coming into the country from Mongolia – they didn’t even bother to collect the customs form I’d been carefully saving for three weeks. Then within a couple of hours I was in Helsinki, meeting Hanna and Tom.
Hanna’s an old friend and housemate from the original Prague days, and it’s more than two years since I’d seen her last. Tom’s her boyfriend who I hadn’t met before. They are a great couple and were almost overwhelmingly hospitable during my stay. Hanna was concerned that there wasn’t much for me to do in Helsinki, but I ended up having a lot of fun. The first night, as soon as I’d arrived, we went off to a party and then a club. Not enough was happening at the club, so we went around the corner to what turned out to be a gay bar, though I probably wouldn’t have known if I hadn’t been told. There was a strange sealed-off smoking area with plastic windows on two sides and the kind of telephones you have in prison, to allow smokers and non-smokers to speak to one another. I spent most of the rest of the night getting very drunk and talking to Finnish lesbian smokers on the other side of the perspex. It was a funny night; good funny.
The other event I was in town for was Mayday. In England Mayday just means a day off work these days, but in Finland it seems to be a lot more interesting. First there’s the evening before, when apparently teenagers congregate in the centre of Helsinki to drink and fight. We went instead to a small fancy dress party. Tom was Dracula and Hanna was Pippi Longstockings. There were a few pirates and another Pippi Longstockings at the party. There was food, karaoke and then a 4am sauna.
On Mayday proper it seems that moreorless everyone in town puts on a white sailor hat and goes to the park for a picnic. It was odd to see so many people, especially as the streets had seemed almost deserted the previous few days. The sun came out, and it was tolerably warm. We watched the fire brigade trying to put out a dumpster fire and then went off to watch the ice hockey.
Hanna was right to say there wasn’t much to see, but all the same I had a great time. Everyone was unbelievably friendly and pleasant, and it all seemed so clean and well-organised after the last 14 months. Maybe I’ll be back someday.

photos

Posted in diary | Tagged , | Leave a comment

St Petersburg

Another inexpensive plaskart train took me to St Petersburg, a little quicker than I’d have liked. I managed to get to sleep around 2am. We were woken at 4.30am, a good hour before the train arrived. Fortunately the hostel reception was open, so I checked in, found my bed, lay down for a little while and woke up again at 5pm. Fortunately there were more than four hours of daylight left, so I had time to wander down Nevsky Prospekt, possibly Russia’s most famous street. At first I only wanted to find an internet cafe, but it took a journey all the way down and back again (a long way) before I found one almost next-door to the hostel.
The next two days I explored the place a little more thoroughly. Saint Petersburg is much like Moscow in terms of prices (very expensive), fashion (high boots and short skirts for women, ‘sports casual’ for men) and language, but architecturally it’s more classically European than any city I can think of in Europe. It’s only the cyrillic characters and the slightly overblown unspoiled-ness of everything that gives it away. It’s all pretty impressive, particularly the absolutely immense Hermitage museum and art gallery, which I spent most of a day wandering around. All the same, I did feel a little bored there, though mainly because the hostel was of the very upmarket and dull variety, and I really didn’t have the budget to go out anywhere at night.
On the last day I went to see the ‘Peter and Paul Fortress’, and timed it so I would be able to see the firing of the mid-day cannon, which felt like an earthquake, even from 20ft away. Walking back into the centre the wind picked up severely and at one point I found myself sprinting down the road after my hat, which I managed to jump on an instant before it would’ve blown under the wheels of a truck. That’s probably going to be the thing I remember most about the city.

This cathedral seems to suddenly come out at you from nowhere. During the soviet era it was apparently a “museum of atheism”.

One of the many, many canals, and at the end the only Russian-style building I saw there.

This…

…leads to this

Very high pedestrian density on Nevsky Prospekt.

This picture was taken after 9pm, in April.

Cool-looking mosque.

Inside the Peter & Paul Fortress

View across the river from the above.

View from the other side of the river.

Posted in diary | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Moscow

I took a third class ‘plaskart’ to Moscow, which was about a third of the price of a second class ‘kupe’ ticket and a lot more interesting. Within 20 minutes of boarding I’d bumped into the Australians I’d met in Irkutsk and a Scottish girl who had shared a yurt in Mongolia with the Japanese people I’d been with at Lake Baikal. As there’s a single route across Siberia this sort of thing is bound to happen, and I wasn’t particularly surprised when I found those same Japanese people (and others too) again when I checked into the hostel, nor when I bumped into the Australians and the Scottish girl again.
My expectations of Moscow itself were a little off the mark, though. The police failed to stop me and both the hostel and the food were not quite as expensive as I’d been expecting, though neither were by any means cheap. I was still pretty sick, so unable to have much fun, but still managed to see Red Square, The Kremlin, The Cathedral, The Arbat, etc, etc. I even went to see Lenin. he’s looking well.
And speaking of dead Russian leaders, it was while I was there that Yeltsin died. Nobody seemed very bothered – he didn’t seem to be very popular, for understandable reasons, though not unpopular enough for anyone to be celebrating. I should really have stuck around for the funeral, but inertia seemed to be dragging me to St Petersburg.

The photo everyone takes when they come to Moscow.

Red Square was always empty because it was blocked off. Nobody seemed to know why. I could have asked the police I suppose.

This is GUM – where the bread queues used to be. Now strictly no riff-raff.

A monkey.

A museum.

A big cannon.

Inside the Kremlin, one of the three cathedrals.

The cathedral where I would have seen Yeltsin’s funeral if I’d been there.

Street artist in the Arbat. Why this old lady decided to draw a picture of Syd Barrett I really can’t say.

Very cool building, don’t know what it is.

The metro system was fairly impressive, but hard to take good photos of.

Ominous clouds hanging over Gorky Park (which turned out to be mainly a closed funfair).

Posted in diary | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Ekaterinburg

I missed my train out of Irkutsk by reading the date as the time. It was an easy mistake to make, but it cost me dear. The next train was at 2am. My bed was in the coupe section, but in the secret compartment at the end they save for emergencies. In a sense I was lucky to have what amounted to a private room, though I really prefer to share, and a three night journey on my own in a glorified cupboard wasn’t particularly fun. I did manage to read most of Anna Karenina though, a good 500 pages or so.
The train arrived in Ekaterinburg at 4am, so there was nothing to do for a few hours but hang around in the waiting room drinking lemon tea. By the time my money was changed and my bags were locked up it was clear that I was getting sick. After a brief look around I booked into a cheap, dingy hotel and lay on the bed watching Russian TV until checkout time the next day. Feeling a bit better I took the time to see the sights, then left.
Ekaterinburg is a slightly ridiculous place, a city focused on history in an unusually unproductive way. It was here 90 years ago that the last Tsar and his family were executed. Within a year the Bolsheviks went from denying the killings to saying they were the work of ‘counter-revolutionaries’ (who they’d had executed) and finally to not only claiming responsibility but re-naming the city Sverdlovsk after the leader who had ordered the executions. With the fall of communism the city was re-named Ekaterinburg again, but it seems to have been done a little half-heartedly. The train station is still “Sverdlovsk Station” and the hotel I stayed in was the “Sverdlovsk Hotel”. The statue of Yakov Sverdlov still stands in the centre of the town.
So, a town proud of killing the Tsar? Not exactly. Whilst the cathedral has been abandoned since the revolution the orthodox church have built the huge, shiny “Church On The Blood” next-door, on the spot the family died. In addition to this they have decided to canonise the whole family, an action that to me seems beyond bizarre. Nicholas II was a bad ruler – he was a rabid anti-semite, dissolved parliament whenever they disagreed with him and led the county into the first world war, where his terrible leadership led to the deaths of more than three million Russians. In what way he qualifies to be a saint I can’t imagine.
Altogether there wasn’t much to see in Ekaterinburg. It was probably worth stopping off at, but I don’t think I’d go there again.

Church On The Blood. Very shiny.

Cathedral. Not so shiny.

Something else. Also not shiny.

On the railway. Not particularly shiny.

Shiny.

Posted in diary | Tagged , | 4 Comments

Irkutsk and Lake Baikal

On my train into Russia I shared a cabin with a Chinese girl who refused to speak to me until she found out I wasn’t American. “I hate America,” she said, “I hate war. I love China. I love Russia. I hate America.” She spoke at full volume to make sure the East-coast American slackers in the next compartment heard her. When I’d explained that I was English and also against war we came to a truce,and I spent the next five hours helping her to take photos of her pouting face.
After a protracted border crossing and a long sleep I arrived in Irkutsk,my first stop in Russia. A mile or so walk from the train station I found a bank where I could exchange some money, and a mile on from there I found a ludicrously expensive internet cafe where I was able to locate a hostel – which,it turned out, I’d walked past an hour earlier.
Irkutsk was a nice place, full of old wooden houses, and the hostel was cosy, friendly and full of interesting people, but the only real reason for my visit was to take the bus trip down to Lake Baikal, so the following afternoon I did just that. I was joined by a Japanese mother-and-daughter and a couple of Englishers who were staying at the hostel.
Lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world, containing 20% of the world’s freshwater. In the summer you can go out in a boat and in the winter you can walk all the way over it. In April you can do neither, but though it had started to thaw, the view was still awe-inspiring.
There are no hostels in the lakeside village of Listvyanka, so instead we all spent the night in a guesthouse that smelled of old boiled mutton, run by an ancient babushka with gold teeth. After we’d seen the rooms she started talking to us and, unexpectedly, crying. With the help of a phrasebook we managed to translate the words “grandson”, “25 years”, “Irkutsk”, “English school”, “vodka”, “car” and “death”. Then she suddenly cheered up again and blessed us on the way out.
The next day, with the sights seen and the local fish digesting, we headed back to Irkutsk, and a day after that I set out on the longest train journey of this trip.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

More photos of Lake Baikal

Posted in diary | Tagged , | 2 Comments

RIP Kurt Vonnegut

1923 – 2007

http://books.guardian.co.uk/obituaries/story/0,,2055622,00.html

Posted in literature | Tagged | Leave a comment