I didn’t have anything to do today so I put on my zoot suit and caught the train to Monaco. When I got there I walked up the coastline a bit, then bought a paper and read it at a cafe while I listened to some English twat at the next table complaining about how high the taxes are in France. Then I caught the train back and booked a ticket to Florence. Nice is nice and all that, but I’m bored now and I need to get East and start saving money.